Then it was the horrifyingly shocking deletion of the triceratops from the dinosaur handbook.
Now, you're messing with the five senses?!?
When will the madness end!
According to Saladin's Anatomy & Physiology The UNITY of FORM and FUNCTION touch is no longer one of the five senses. It's position of power has been usurped by a pretender to the throne! Equilibrium, newest of the special senses.
My dear, dear friends, it seems as if fourth grade was a complete and total waste of time!